Bad Jokes

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Aeg
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Bad Jokes

Post by Aeg » 04 Mar 2010 17:09

There is always time for a bad joke, no?

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Re: Bad Jokes

Post by Aeg » 04 Mar 2010 17:09

Why couldn't the pirate lass get any hot dates?




Because she had a sunken chest and no booty.



Boooo bad joke.

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Re: Bad Jokes

Post by Maizara » 06 Mar 2010 00:12

Guy walks into a bar and says.... "Ouch"

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Re: Bad Jokes

Post by Gub » 06 Mar 2010 04:16

Here's a great pick up line for both gents and ladies.

"How much does a polar bear weigh?"

"...Enough to break the ice, hi I'm Gub!"

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Re: Bad Jokes

Post by Aeg » 06 Mar 2010 04:19

A neutron walks into a bar. It orders a drink and chats with the bartender.
It finishes it's drink and says, "What do I owe you?"
The bartender says, "For you, no charge."

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Re: Bad Jokes

Post by Bromen » 07 Mar 2010 15:52

If I could re-arrange the alphabet, I'd put u and i together... :)

It seriously works on Swedish women.

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Re: Bad Jokes

Post by Trutblemma » 08 Mar 2010 13:32

bromen wrote:If I could re-arrange the alphabet, I'd put u and i together... :)

It seriously works on Swedish women.

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Re: Bad Jokes

Post by Bromen » 08 Mar 2010 14:29

When Swedish women are involved, you bet.

;)

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Re: Bad Jokes

Post by Maizara » 09 Mar 2010 02:42

A sandwich walks into a bar. The bartender looks up and says, "Hey! We don't serve food here."

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Re: Bad Jokes

Post by Bromen » 09 Mar 2010 06:41

If we were a fraction, you could be my numerator...

Works on math majors.

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