Don't forget to wear your man-boobs!:)Rincon wrote:playing when tired is never a good ideaCode: Select all
put unworn boobs in chest Put what?
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put unworn boots in chest You put a pair of black boots into the large stone chest.
In game humor
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Re: In game humor
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The rosy-cheeked young female barista serves a black-robed hooded male wraith a cup of cinnamon cinnamon cafe-misto.
Okay, so, since mages dont eat or drink, the hell is he gonna do with it? Wash his hair?
Okay, so, since mages dont eat or drink, the hell is he gonna do with it? Wash his hair?
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Drug it and drag some poor newbie to the altar in the Tower?Draugor wrote:The rosy-cheeked young female barista serves a black-robed hooded male wraith a cup of cinnamon cinnamon cafe-misto.
Okay, so, since mages dont eat or drink, the hell is he gonna do with it? Wash his hair?
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Beware the Nazgul-Rufie ...Melarec wrote:Drug it and drag some poor newbie to the altar in the Tower?Draugor wrote:The rosy-cheeked young female barista serves a black-robed hooded male wraith a cup of cinnamon cinnamon cafe-misto.
Okay, so, since mages dont eat or drink, the hell is he gonna do with it? Wash his hair?
G.
Mmmmmm ... pie ...
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0 and you are sitting on the large maroon couch.
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Perfect riddle, isn't it? ; ) Here's a hint: Its grown in Harad plantations and make a perfect brew for people who are a bit anxious about time. Guessed it already? (You can always practice lifting weights if you're ok with your current wisdom: P)Draugor wrote:The rosy-cheeked young female barista serves a black-robed hooded male wraith a cup of cinnamon cinnamon cafe-misto.
Okay, so, since mages dont eat or drink, the hell is he gonna do with it? Wash his hair?
B.
Evil to him who evil thinks.
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A wooden stick.
Long long ago, in ReAlbi, which back then was one of THE hubs of Genesis, there was a little boy throwing sticks to his dog.
He is probably still there in the streets of Cadu.
I write probably as today, deep in the mines of Khazad Dum, I saw the stick lying on the floor.
Back to ReAlbi, the little wooden stick the boy threw could be used at players.
Experienced players used to hold it in front of newbies, threw it north, and called 'fetch', and the newbie was forced north after the stick to the laughter of the experienced players.
Then someone figured out that you could use that trick to 'fool' the protected store rooms in a shop.
Hold stick, throw stick north (into the store room), -:"fetch" and the throwers buddy was moved into the store room, where he took everything in the shop and went out again to resell.
Unlimited money. And money back then was a troublesome bottleneck.
So why was the stick in Khazad Dum? Well my guess is that someone tried the old trick at the Uruk, to get inside his treasure chamber without a fight.
Quite funny to recall the stick and long lost days.
Long long ago, in ReAlbi, which back then was one of THE hubs of Genesis, there was a little boy throwing sticks to his dog.
He is probably still there in the streets of Cadu.
I write probably as today, deep in the mines of Khazad Dum, I saw the stick lying on the floor.
Back to ReAlbi, the little wooden stick the boy threw could be used at players.
Experienced players used to hold it in front of newbies, threw it north, and called 'fetch', and the newbie was forced north after the stick to the laughter of the experienced players.
Then someone figured out that you could use that trick to 'fool' the protected store rooms in a shop.
Hold stick, throw stick north (into the store room), -:"fetch" and the throwers buddy was moved into the store room, where he took everything in the shop and went out again to resell.
Unlimited money. And money back then was a troublesome bottleneck.
So why was the stick in Khazad Dum? Well my guess is that someone tried the old trick at the Uruk, to get inside his treasure chamber without a fight.
Quite funny to recall the stick and long lost days.
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Experienced tricksters; )
The Uruk was trying to lift the gold slab with the stick, but he couldn't manage so he left it somwhere in Moria.
Isn't it obvious? : P
The Uruk was trying to lift the gold slab with the stick, but he couldn't manage so he left it somwhere in Moria.
Isn't it obvious? : P
Evil to him who evil thinks.
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Thhhhaaattt could have been me. I picked up the stick in my adventuring and dropped it at that uruk while I tried to pick up all the loot!Mim wrote: So why was the stick in Khazad Dum? Well my guess is that someone tried the old trick at the Uruk, to get inside his treasure chamber without a fight.
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>cast XXX elf
As you surreptitiously whisper the long forgotten words, the sounds
reverberates in increasing intensity, only to fade as you draw arcane powers
from the shadows!
a white-uniformed evil shadowy male elf suddenly screams and jerks away from
you, desperately looking for an exit!
You sacrifice something.
The evil shadowy male elf tries to go west, but the dark elf moves to block
that exit!
The evil shadowy male elf tries to go west, but the dark elf moves to block
that exit!
The evil shadowy male elf looks deathly afraid of you, but finds nowhere to run.
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