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This fine and dandy afternoon I was spending some time with a dear friend and
esteemed General of the Red Dragonarmy, Osprey of House Aranarth
With us was a ill knowledged dwarf, a type I don't normally associate with, but
I was feeling jolly enough to overlook his shortness, maybe he was one of the
more controlled, reserved, rational dwarves? Spoiler, he wasn't.
At the knowledge that he couldn't slowly waltz up on his tiny little legs and
join, and that he wasn't worthy of the great steed Pete, he slapped me, and
then Osprey.
We were, of course, shocked by his jarring lack of respect for the General of
one of the most powerful forces on the Donut! So, we killed him
Let this be a message to all who wish to disrespect and dishonor the
dragonarmy, there *will* be consequences. Brutal ones.
Cruel Retributionist