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Merrrrrrrrrrry Christmas, Donut-Dwellers!
That is what the Balrog told me to tell you. He confessed to me recently
that Santa Claus is his brother. They hate eachother, but sometimes they
are bound to the same impulses around the Yuletide days, and so it is that
the Balrog has equipped himself with the MOST AWESOME IMBUEMENT ITEM EVER
here today on Christmas Eve. He refuses to go down anyone's chimney to leave
it in their stocking, but he bragged that anyone is welcome to come down
HIS chimney, and try to stuff it in their own stocking if they can manage
to kill him and take it.
Oh, the merry times in Moria. Christmas is here!
G.